China - Manliest Nation Ever?

So, based on my first few posts here, people could perhaps be forgiven for wondering if I was clinically depressed. And the answer is : no. I just had some shit I needed to unload out of my head. And all is not bad! Work's going okay. I've got a few other irons in fires that might be fodder for future posts (yep, still annoying everyone with mysterious mentions of things that might eventually be!). Hell, I've even started throwing my hat back in the freelance ring...although the inconsistency of it is already annoying.

And not everything her on the ol' bloggy blog is going to be serious. Sometimes, things that are just awesome will make their presence felt. This is one of those times.

 

This is apparently how construction companies settle their disputes in China. Frankly, I don't care what it is because it had me at HOLYAMAZEBALLSAWESOME. This is what every single male the world over imagines every single time that they glance upon a piece of heavy machinery. Hell, this video could be used to determine a male's level of development.

"Daddy, every time I watch this video I feel weird and tingly in my pants."

"That's because you're a man now, Timmy. Here's a beer. You're ready."

China is most definitely still goddamn cool. China is living the dream. While some countries can't even figure out how to transport heavy trucks across a river on a barge, China is engaging in full-on vehicular combat. And check out the dude who gets tipped! He runs over to his buddy's loader, imploring him to help tip his back upright so that he can go smash things some more! Every little boy on the face of the Earth salutes you, sir. I don't throw around words like hero...but you are one.

So here's to you, China. Keep it up.